Me: Every time I ride my bike I feel like I get a little bit closer to God.
Other: Yeah, Auckland drivers are crazy!
Me: Oh, I’m not talking about the near death experiences I have most days with Auckland traffic.
Other: Oh, you were being deep and meaningful…
Me: Ummmmmm… yeah, but come to think of it, those close calls are really deep and meaningful as well! Especially since they lead to the need to have an ale.
Other: Way to take something deep and turn it into an excuse for a beer.